Windows is a marketing scheme created by Bill Gates that poses as an operating system. It claims to be software that helps you manage files and connect to other computers on the internet, but in reality it's a platform created specifically to be thoroughly pwned by every single piece of malware and virii on the internet for the purpose of selling expensive, third party antivirus software to slow down your awful piece of bloatware that you dropped 300 bucks on.
Windows User: "Hey I have a virus on my PC and now it's completely useless I hate my life."
Linux User: "Yeah, it's called Windows and the worst part is you paid for it."
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