time suck

Something that's engrossing and addictive, but that keeps you from doing things that are actually important, like earning a living, or eating meals, or caring for your children.

"Ever since I got on Facebook I haven't been able to stay away. I'm spending hours on it each day -- it's a total time suck, but I can't stop! Grocery shopping and laundry will have to wait.

by spudsmc January 17, 2009

gay time

a time meaning "when-i'm-ready-o'clock." usually running about a half hour late.

"When's John going to arrive?"
"He said he'd be here at two, but he's on gay time, but he probably won't show until three."

by slc2013 August 5, 2009

Alphabet Times

While presently enjoying a pleasant situation, or often in hindsight of any form of delight and/or entertainment, it is quite common for one to comment, "gts," a teenage slang term and accepted reference to "good times". However, why is this shortened form of the phrase only used in reference to pleasure? Why not when one experiences, for example, sexual or racist feelings? The "Alphabet Times" is a clear and obvious solution to this problem. When experiencing any feeling of any sort, "good" may be replaced with any other applicable adjective/noun/verb, and emotion can be relayed by expressing yourself in "ats" to "zts".

Alphabet Times
awesome times
best times
car-RAZAYYY times
drunken times
erotic times
fucked up times
good times (classic)
helluva times
icy times
jokes times
KKK times/ kleenexy times
lazy times
monstrous times
nimbus 2000 times
octopi times
penis times
queer times
rusty nail times
satanic times
titty times
uvula times
vaginal times
wet times
x-rated times
you+me times
zamboni times

by fatones July 22, 2010

Poo time

For when it is time to pass feces.

"Yo Jess"
"Yo Brad"
"Hey i think its poo time!"
"thats some nasty shit bro"

by Not 2 crispy October 6, 2008

junk time

The period in an indoor cricket game when the self appointed skipper blows in and scores a bootload of runs.

Hornet: "Geez, here goes benda again, smashing it up in junk time."
Snout: "He sure loves Junk time."
Hornet: "Your mum is Junk time. Zing!"

by benda=junk time October 28, 2010

Suspended in time

1. Anytime spent in jail, the penitentiary also called the bin; where life continues to move forward without your presence in it.

Group Home - Suspended in Time

Yo homie, they had you locked up son, you were suspended in time and your son is gettin older!

by Tear_4_tha_Ghetto February 6, 2010

Full-Timing

The act of working a full-time job.

Joey: Hey man, you Full-Timing yet?

Alex: No, still waiting tables. I haven't been able to find anything full-time since graduation.

by slamjackson.com May 10, 2011