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lizzy miles 

she has a big ass booty. all the guys wanna fuck. her since of humor is slight sexual, but hilarious
i heard lizzy miles and him are dating

yeah he’s so lucky
lizzy miles by sexy bitch liz April 19, 2019

looking like five miles of bad road 

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.
She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road

pussy got low miles

Women that had sex with less men, than you can count with one hand.
"The nigga fuck, she could count that shit on the hand,...... Her pussy got low miles" - Plies

Ur Grandpap likes the male fap

A comeback, just as superior as ur family tree LGBT, but not quite as well known
Jonathan Timson Fitzgerald: your mom gay

Amy Anderson Hugh: your grandpap likes the male fap

A little floor spice makes everything nice.

1. What you say when your friends catch you eating something off the floor.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.
Boy: *drops cookie on the floor*

Girl: "Oh my god... Don't eat that!"

Boy: "What's wrong with it? A little floor spice makes everything nice. XD

long hair goofy nigha makes the dishes 

when a lithuanian skinny white boy gets summoned to clean up the dishes while carrying his goofy ahh long hair on his goofy ahh head and goofy ahh walking to do the chores while simultaneously sofos flames him while he is gone cause he is too scared to comfront this goofy ahh lithuanian dude
bro i had to some chores and sofos called me long hair goofy nigha makes the dishes now i want kms and commite massive genocie to the island of peru