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stands for: kill my self
"If I see her face one more time I am going to kms"
#lj talk #fobr #boardies #myspace #kms
by ghjkdgdkfj December 09, 2007
Stands for kill myself. Used online mostly.
"My mom wouldn't let me get starbucks, KMS."
#kms #omg #lol #xd #jfc
by EnderGirlx November 01, 2014
kill myself
usually used in a joking manner, not to be taken literal or as a suicidal threat.
Person 1: Hey did you study for the Precalc test today?
Person 2: Ah fuck that's today??
Person 1: Yeah dude, if you didn't study you're literally screwed.
Person 2: shit man, kms!!
#crap #shit #aw man #damn #i forgot
by raygillie December 16, 2014
Kiss me silly
I love you baby, kms.
#kiss #kisses #silly #silly billy #sex #kill
by the silliest December 25, 2013
an awful acronym never to be used.
just don't say kms...
by beachbum320 October 14, 2015
It stands for kill me silently, usually said after hearing a cringe-worthy joke. It basically represents how unhappy the person is and shows that you should end their life before this moment of happiness and ignorance to life and death dissipates. Silently being the operative word. Main reason behind this is the person doesn't want to go back to feeling the endless pain and torture of daily life and existentialism.
Friend 1: I made my local baker a cake for his birthday. It was the *yeast* I could do.
Friend 2: omg kms
by Mr. Memelord 69 October 13, 2015
It means "kiss my sack".
Boy: Heyyy girl, wanna kms?
#suck #penis-sucking #ballsack #blowjob #etc.
by Jauna March 17, 2006
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