Mongo Chow

Mongo Chow is weed or pot that is highly addicting.

John- I thought star wars phantom menace was a great movie
Me- How much Mongo Chow have you been smoking?

by Crzyfkr October 5, 2010

trans-papal batshit mongo grinder

mmmmuh.. muuhhhh
guh...
nG!

fark! she's a looker, i'd best fire up the trans-papal batshit mongo grinder

by rockape November 1, 2003

Bangley Wangley Mongo Beef Face

Aesthetically displeasing and obese bar-worker.

'Jesus, Bangley Wangley Mongo Beef Face is taking his time with that Guinness I ordered'

by Craig Harris October 5, 2007

Mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck

A nickname given to someone who can’t play volleyball without breaking their leg.

That Euan boy can’t play volleyball without breaking his leg, He’s a mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck

by I’m not a mongo December 23, 2019

Mongoed

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.

Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.

by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 1, 2018

Mongo-squatch

One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).

Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.

by PipTardsMan May 19, 2009

mongo-proof

a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.

changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.

by stevethebus May 29, 2011