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happy gargoyle

The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.
Frank: So how did last night go with carol?

Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.

Frank: Why do you say that?

Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle
by Matthias The ''nat'' lover January 6, 2016
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Gargoyle

Gargoyle (verb)
Similar to the word ligma in which it applies that you are gargling
Gargoyle dees nuts
by Bigthiccdiccricc March 26, 2022
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Gargoyle

Crouching ontop of a 1/6 barrel keg while pumping the tap and drinking from tap! I gargoyle keg stand.
Rusty does the best Gargoyles at Mt. Bohemia
by victimish February 2, 2019
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Gargoyling

The act of squatting on top of a roof and giving yourself a reach around to make your penis appear to be a tail
Did you see that kid on top of the school? He looked like he was gargoyling.
by MooselessCanada November 6, 2015
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firery gargoyle

The act of climbing on top of a tall building or mountain, removing ones pants crouching down and furiously masturbating using Mentholatum Deep Heat Rub Cream as lubricant. Causing a fiery ,liberating act of public masturbation.
Hey did you hear Nick had a Firery Gargoyle on top of city hall the other day?

What a mad cunt!
by Crusty radtastic February 5, 2018
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Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle

A person who is a retard and has no body parts.
Oh look at Andrew Baker, he is a Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle, what a fat retard.
by Young.Sullivan January 25, 2023
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Gargoyled

Final state of an erection, completely perched up, any additional blood flow would result in a complete combustion.
Talking in discord with the boys, gargoyled out of my mind.
by Gargoyle King September 10, 2023
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