happy gargoyle

The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.

Frank: So how did last night go with carol?

Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.

Frank: Why do you say that?

Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle

by Matthias The ''nat'' lover January 6, 2016

Gargoyle

Gargoyle (verb)
Similar to the word ligma in which it applies that you are gargling

Gargoyle dees nuts

by Bigthiccdiccricc March 26, 2022

Gargoyle

Crouching ontop of a 1/6 barrel keg while pumping the tap and drinking from tap! I gargoyle keg stand.

Rusty does the best Gargoyles at Mt. Bohemia

by victimish February 2, 2019

Gargoyling

The act of squatting on top of a roof and giving yourself a reach around to make your penis appear to be a tail

Did you see that kid on top of the school? He looked like he was gargoyling.

by MooselessCanada November 6, 2015

firery gargoyle

The act of climbing on top of a tall building or mountain, removing ones pants crouching down and furiously masturbating using Mentholatum Deep Heat Rub Cream as lubricant. Causing a fiery ,liberating act of public masturbation.

Hey did you hear Nick had a Firery Gargoyle on top of city hall the other day?

What a mad cunt!

by Crusty radtastic February 5, 2018

Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle

A person who is a retard and has no body parts.

Oh look at Andrew Baker, he is a Gre't Gargantuam Gargoyle, what a fat retard.

by Young.Sullivan January 25, 2023

Gargoyled

Final state of an erection, completely perched up, any additional blood flow would result in a complete combustion.

Talking in discord with the boys, gargoyled out of my mind.

by Gargoyle King September 10, 2023