A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.
by fishgaming May 10, 2023
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The fucking asshole who camps in the left lane on the highway going under the speed limit and refuses to move. They think they are cops but are in reality just regular retards driving regular cars trying to fuck up the flow of traffic, cause accidents/pileups, and ruin every other drivers commute home. They especially love to come out when you are late getting somewhere like a doctors appointment or a court appearance for jury duty.
Oh cmon another fucking hall monitor in the left lane, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU SWALLOWED CUM DUMPSTER
by Ayeskipp July 12, 2023
The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".
by idolatro15 September 28, 2009
Neural Remote Monitoring
by MineOwedWu's July 28, 2021
When someone spends all of their time in front of their screen, and never gets out into the real world
Friend 1: Hey, where's Derick?
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.
by Lawdog606 March 10, 2023