hall monitor

someone who wont mind their own business

"Hey there, you really shouldn't jaywalk, it's not safe"
"Why don't you stop being such a hall monitor"

hall monitor by sturgillJSimpson April 18, 2024

Hall Monitor

A fan of Hit Band, Tally and the Halls created circa. 2002 by Robert Howard Cantor, Zubin Sedghi, Andrew Horowitz, and friends (sorry I didn't mention Ross, Bora, and everyone else in the extended Tally-verse. Joe mentioned below)

"I like Joe Hawley"
"Oh so you're a Hall Monitor?"

Hall Monitor by Elysia98 January 11, 2025

Ankle Monitor 

Ankle monitors are friggin’ BOMBS that explode once a criminal exits their house while on house arrest.

I once knew someone who was forced to wear one of those; thanks to that unstable ankle monitor, they were never seen again.

Ankle Monitor by JeffyFanatic5000 June 30, 2025

Dork Monitor

The "dork monitor" (or dork microscope) is an imaginary device used to represent people putting other people under intense and usually ongoing (monitor) scrutiny for every thing no matter how tiny to condemn them for. Like hooking them up to some kind of device to find and keep track of these things.

"Wow! Suzy hooked Sam up to the dork monitor! She found a whole bunch of petty stuff to hate him for and she keeps bringing up more rotten things to say about him!"

"That politician put his opponent under the dork microscope and he is now mudslinging that person over what he found."

Dork Monitor by plteshutoverlock April 19, 2026

Hall Monitor Mod 

A Discord mod who power-trips harder than a rent-a-cop with a taser. They're not here to build community — they’re here to enforce order in their sad little kingdom of anime avatars and dead channels. Think: unpaid mall security with a God complex, issuing timeouts for "tone" and deleting jokes like they're defusing bombs.

They're always watching. Lurking. Waiting to drop a smug “Please review the rules” like it’s a damn mic drop.

User: “Lmao chill dude it was just a meme”
Hall Monitor Mod: “Final warning. Memes go in #memes. Any more disruptions and it’s a 24-hour mute.”
Another user: “Bro we got a Hall Monitor Mod over here.”
Server: silent, cold, lifeless — just how they like it.

Hall Monitor Mod by Tarrabyte August 1, 2025

Second Monitor Treatment

When a game or show is interesting enough for the your second monitor (focus) but not enough for your main monitor (focus)

That movie should be given second monitor treatment whilst I scroll insta reels.

Second Monitor Treatment by Roberto97 December 8, 2025

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

Swine Flu Monitor by idolatro15 September 28, 2009