monitor strat

A gaming tactic where one member of the team turns off his/her computer monitor while the remaining teammates eliminate themselves from the game and direct the 'blind' man to victory.

monitor strat is the best way to own noobs.

by esbézé December 11, 2008

Mouth-monitoring

The process of intraneurally and binaurally EVP-Input-immediately-re-outputting another person, multiple peoples’, or online robot’s EvP-output signals via moving one’s mouth, tongue, teeth and throat , rather, conductively lip-syncing, with one’s nearby broadcast transmission/reception equipment (such as a Wi-Fi or 5G enabled device or in shielded audio-conductive electrical-grid environment’s Electromagnetic channeling outputs through meditative neuro-bio-feedbacking work.

I thought she was talking to herself infront of a cellphone with no shielding over it arguing with herself but she was just mouth-monitoring an EVP-outputting audio web hacker

by The Late Nite Undertow December 11, 2022

Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".

Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.

by idolatro15 September 28, 2009

Black-Monitor Writing

Free-writing by turning off the monitor of the computer and typing your stream of consciousness in order to eliminate criticism as you write.

I'm black-monitor writing a paper for English class.

by Perspiciens April 1, 2009

hall monitor

someone who wont mind their own business

"Hey there, you really shouldn't jaywalk, it's not safe"
"Why don't you stop being such a hall monitor"

by sturgillJSimpson April 18, 2024

Second Monitor Treatment

When a game or show is interesting enough for the your second monitor (focus) but not enough for your main monitor (focus)

That movie should be given second monitor treatment whilst I scroll insta reels.

by Roberto97 December 8, 2025

Hall Monitor Mod

A Discord mod who power-trips harder than a rent-a-cop with a taser. They're not here to build community — they’re here to enforce order in their sad little kingdom of anime avatars and dead channels. Think: unpaid mall security with a God complex, issuing timeouts for "tone" and deleting jokes like they're defusing bombs.

They're always watching. Lurking. Waiting to drop a smug “Please review the rules” like it’s a damn mic drop.

User: “Lmao chill dude it was just a meme”
Hall Monitor Mod: “Final warning. Memes go in #memes. Any more disruptions and it’s a 24-hour mute.”
Another user: “Bro we got a Hall Monitor Mod over here.”
Server: silent, cold, lifeless — just how they like it.

by Tarrabyte August 1, 2025