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A song from Schoolhouse Rock, which depicts a Civil War-esque delivery boy sending messages and death threats to various people in the song. Telegraph Line is also famously known for having a robot with a lit-up screen being sexually abused by Mr. Hand, mainly in the areas of the foot.
Hey, there's a telegraph line, you got yours and I got mine; it's called the nervous system!!!!!!!!!!!!! And everybody understands, those telegram commands, and you know that everybody better listen!
by JeffyFanatic5000 January 28, 2022
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The Bill is one of the main characters from Schoolhouse Rock, who is often used for toilet paper in his spare time when he's not waiting to become a law.
I'm just a Bill, Yes-I'm only a Bill, and I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill...
by JeffyFanatic5000 October 16, 2021
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Mr. Morton is a dummy thicc stalker guy from Schoolhouse Rock, with the face of Peter Griffin.
Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence, and what the predicate says he does!
by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022
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