the biggest loser you will ever meet. he is very mean all the time and can't let anything go. if you have a jake in your life i feel very bad for you.
by queenashley May 21, 2016
Get the jakemug. He is very short, Jake plays way to many video games and he is overweight. Jake likes to jerk off a lot, like, too much.
Jake the midget!
by Leo1800 December 19, 2016
Get the jakemug. 
A person who is very caring, sweet, and loyal.
They probably have a lot of drama in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They aren't good at opening up about things, so don't feel bad if they don't tell you everything at first. They do trust a small circle of friends, however, and they tell them everything.
If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of PDA. They can be very clingy at times, and they can get jealous easily. When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them, because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone.
Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them.
this is based off my personal experience.. please don't come at me- also, all the jakes out there pls tell me if this is even close to you:)
They probably have a lot of drama in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They aren't good at opening up about things, so don't feel bad if they don't tell you everything at first. They do trust a small circle of friends, however, and they tell them everything.
If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of PDA. They can be very clingy at times, and they can get jealous easily. When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them, because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone.
Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them.
this is based off my personal experience.. please don't come at me- also, all the jakes out there pls tell me if this is even close to you:)
by heybebs:) April 03, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Jake hooked us up with the good shit
by Asdfghwjdnfbsbdbsbnengnd July 02, 2019
Get the Jakemug. "Beefing, leaving behind cream, Not even peeping that I was leaking, Won't see the precinct just got a recent case beaten, Still The Jakes are creeping, Keep the ruger peeling who's squealing...
by Ryan Nash August 04, 2007
Get the The Jakesmug. by Jaimey September 22, 2005
Get the The Jakesmug.