Armenian Gas-Mask

When a male, sticks his testicles in his partners eyes and proceeds to fart in her mouth.

Jake- Yo I pulled off the Armenian gas-mask last night on my girlfriend.
Rob- Shit nice job dude!

by tt17 May 20, 2008

armenian conveyer belt

A reference first heard on Comedy Central's show Key & Peele, implying a group male homosexual act.

At Brian's bachelor party while he would be having sex with a hooker, Kevin suggested that the groomsmen all participate in an armenian conveyer belt.

by winterlongone October 20, 2012

armenian drop kick

When you come up from behind and kick her vag till it bleeds!!

Oh shit son, you just armenian drop kick'd the mailman!

by Tomicide January 14, 2005

flying armenian latke

A sexual term for the act of releiving one's feces onto the back of one's significant other, followed by a belly flop onto the pile of excrement, at which time the feces will be made into a nice flat patty.

Sometimes when my grandma is cooking she rambles about the times that she cooked up the infamous flying armenian latke

by kenny<3 July 29, 2006

Armenian Ham Sandwich

When one folds the penis in half prior to coitus to simulate a thicker member.

Jim gave Jill an Armenian ham sandwich, because he's oh so small.

by Slappy McDouche April 8, 2008

Armenian Dry Socket

A theoretical obscene sex act, regarding a male biting into the breast of a well endowed woman, and sucking out all of the breast tissue until the boob is nothing more than an empty and shriveled husk, only vaguely reminiscent of the majesty it was beheld.

"Neil got thrown out of the strip bar last night."

"Holy crap! For what?!"

"He gave a dancer the Armenian Dry Socket."

"Wow. How will she make money now?"

by ConradoThePirate April 27, 2009

armenian conveyor belt

Three or more men having anal sex with each other, which ends up in a closed loop.

The stripper didn't show up for the bachelor party, so we can't bup-bup-bup-bup; but we can still make an Armenian conveyor belt.

by DaddyDingDongs September 18, 2014