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3 definitions by ConradoThePirate

 
1.
An international power metal band based in England. They are composed of six members from 5 different countries over 3 continents. They label themselves as "extreme power metal" because they incorportate elements of speed metal and thrash metal into their songs, and as of their latest album, Inhuman Rampage, they have added harsh backing vocals that can be heard on songs such as "Revolution Deathsquad". They replaced their drummer before the recording of "Inhuman Rampage" with Dave Mackintosh, formerly of England's symphonic black metal band, "Bal-Sagoth". Their songs are incredibly fast, although there is at least one obligatory "power ballad" on each of their albums. Most of their songs are at least 5 minutes long, with several around minutes in length. They are known for their energetic stage performances, and for their excessive alcohol consumption during concerts. This does not affect their ability to play, but the lead guitarist, Herman Li of Hong Kong, has been known to trip and fall on stage. They cite many classic metal bands as influences, such as Iron Maiden, and played at OzzFest in 2006. They have three major releases so far: The Valley of the Damned (2003), Sonic Firestorm (2004), and Inhuman Rampage (2006). Their first concert in the United States was cancelled due to the fact that they were lacking proper Visas, but they eventually played in April of 2006 at the Worcester Palladium in Massachusetts at the New England Metal and Hardcore Festival. They played second to last, with the last band playing being Gamma Ray.

Comparable bands to their style roughly include the following:
HammerFall, Blind Guardian, Stratovarius, Sonata Arctica, Dragonland, Angra, Rhapsody of Fire, and Demons & Wizards.
DragonForce is a highly talented band. If they are not "heavy enough" for you, or if the vocals bother you, then you should not be listening to power metal. People with no knowledge of music dismiss them along with all other power metal bands for having fantasy inspired lyrics, because they are most likely too obsessed with rap lyrics about homicide, drug dealing, and fornication.
by ConradoThePirate November 01, 2006
 
2.
There are two definations for this word:
1. A slang term combination of "ROFL", (meaning "roll on the floor laughing"), with "berry", to make up a humorous and fictional new word, much like "Snozberry", coined by the original Willy Wonkey movie.
2. Not only is it a berry produced by the infamous LMAOBUSH, but it is a delicacy among those who are known to pwn all teh nubs. Those who are 1337 enough to convert these delectable berries into n00b sauce will find that they become the staple to the most leet of diets. Beware, as excessive consumption of such a delightful fruit could result in the eater getting h4x0red, and the uncontrollable yelling of "LOL !!!!!!!!1!!1!". Warning, do not eat while operating a ROFLCOPTER, while wearing LOLLERSKATES, or while firing a n00b-cannon.
"Good day sir. Have you any ROFLBERRIES?"
"WTF LOLZ!!!!!!1"
"You are not even in possession of a single, lone ROFLBERRY?"
"ROFL LMAO!!!!!!!!1"
"Well. I'll just be on my way then I think."
by ConradoThePirate October 31, 2006
 
3.
A theoretical obscene sex act, regarding a male biting into the breast of a well endowed woman, and sucking out all of the breast tissue until the boob is nothing more than an empty and shriveled husk, only vaguely reminiscent of the majesty it was beheld.
"Neil got thrown out of the strip bar last night."

"Holy crap! For what?!"

"He gave a dancer the Armenian Dry Socket."

"Wow. How will she make money now?"
by ConradoThePirate April 26, 2009