It is a state of being, where it is cold, and someone pants you and your dick and balls are very shrunken.
Eric Powell often has very shriveled dick and balls.
Dude, why would you do that when my dick and balls are shriveled
Dude, why would you do that when my dick and balls are shriveled
by Chrisobell February 7, 2009
What happens to a nutsack and schlong when all vitality is lost and the desire for sweet booty dissipates.
by PaperMachete October 31, 2005
A state of being, only diagnosed after a series of extremely poor/ smelly performances in an entities personal/ professional life. Being shrivelled is synonymous with cases exhibiting high levels of stupidity, disability or muppetry. As shrivellism is highly contagious to the un-shrivelled, care must be taken to isolate, and in extreme cases incinerate, any shrivelled being found to be wriggling in the nearby vicinity.
by Crustacean7 March 2, 2021
ryan has a shriveled dick
by rajiv March 21, 2005
Shrivels (shrëv-ELS)
When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.
When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.
For example:
One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?
Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.
One - damn yo.
One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?
Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.
One - damn yo.
by Ken1plus2 September 28, 2018
by heartLove! November 25, 2004
Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.
I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.
by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017