| 1. | nice to go | ||
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Nice to go is used basically in the say way "way to go" is used, but just a lot cooler. It is a combination of "nice job" and "way to go". This phrase originated in Miami, Florida, and is the coolest phrase ever invented. person 1: can you help me? i fell in a well.
person 2: nice to go. (after someone trips, falls, runs into something, fails a test, or says something completely retarded) person: NICE TO GO!! |
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| 2. | fuken nice one | ||
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Fuken nice one .meaning very very good job ,very cool that your are doing / done a specific thing ! fucken nice one m8 , that your traveling out of the UK .
example 2 : fuken nice one ,i won the lottery ! |
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| 3. | Fo Job | ||
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Derived from a common practice among German prostitutes. The customer pays for and expects to get a blow job. The whore goes down and rubs his dick on her face/neck and gives an occasional tug on the ol'tube-steak, but they never actually perform the blow job. Afterward, they not only take your money, but they say it'll be double for a real blowjob. Those blooding fucking German cunt ass whores!!! Person 1- Check it, I hooked up with this tall nice German hooker. The bitch gave me a Fo Job!!
Person 2- What? Are you fo real? A fuck'n Fo Job?!! Person 1- Sheeeeeeeet! I I was so fuck'n pissed, I bitch slapped that nazi hooka! |
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| 4. | hand job | ||
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When another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man penis with her hand(s) until the man ejaculates.
A hand job is something that a nice girl can do for a man and and still retain her dignity, unlike a blow job. I am sitting with my girl friend on the sofa watching TV, and she reaches over and undoes my belt, then she looks at me saying nothing but with a little devilish smile on her face. She then slowly pulls my pants down to my ankles, and then reaches back up, putting her hand inside my boxers. I gasp and breath a little harder as I feel her little hand take hold of my cock and balls, and then pull them out through the opening in my boxers, exposing them. I feel my breath quicked again as she pulls my foreskin back slowly over the head of my cock, and blows gently on my cock head giggling a little. With that devilish grin again she looks up into my eyes, and I know I am powerless to resist her. My pulse is racing now and my cock quickly becomes rock hard and curves up eager for her. I moan a little as her small hand takes a firm grip around my thick shaft. Very slowly and gently she begins to move her hand up and down my throbbing shaft. She starts of slowly but soon her little hand is moving faster and faster, and she is pulling down on my cock which she knows I like. I am breathing really hard now, and lost in her rhythm, each movement she makes is heaven. I feel my balls starting to tighten, and the pressure stating to build, my cock is harder than ever. The pressure is starting to build more and more, my pulse is racing, I tense my body to try and stop it building, but her rhythm is relentless. I tighten my fists, and I feel my toes curl, I arch my back, shut my eyes tight... more...
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| 5. | Liberal Scum | ||
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The definition of a flip-flopping, hypocritical politian who would rather prove conservatives wrong then take care of the nation's problems. Also they like to tell the lower class people they care for them but really, are just as rich as the Bush's. They like to spend your hard earned tax money on worthless bullshit and raise taxes! They also like to tell you what to do with your money and free time, for the "common good" of the people. They like to state that we are out of hand in our pursuit of Usama Bin Laden, and that 9/11 was George Bush's fault, even though, during the Clinton Reign we were bombed in fucking Africa, on the USS cole and guess where else in 1993? THE WORLD TRADE CENTER! They also like to give the people the Defeatism mindset with the war in Iraq, because, even though Hilary Clinton and John Kerry, along with many other liberal scum, voted for the war, they like to say we're losing it. And who can forget when beloved Former Presidick Clinton bombed Iraq's facility's of "WMDS" in 1998 so he couldn't be Impeached? Who also remembers how he ended up bombing a fucking asprin factory. Nice Job you lieing cocksucker. My friends, liberals are scum and will lead this country to the slow self-destructing ways of socialism. NOW LET'S ALL THANK KARL MARX FOR ANOTHER GREAT DAY IN THE UNITED STATES! Al Gore is liberal scum because uses 4 times as much energy as the common american with his own mansion, a mansion for Tipper, and flying all over the country telling us how "we" are the reason the world is ending
Hilary Clinton and John Kerry are liberal scum because voted for the war in Iraq, then changed ideas when it saw it hurting their popularity. Now what kind of "Leader" can't even keep their own decisions? Jimmy Carter is liberal scum because he funded North Korea's nuclear program, now their pointed at the Stalin-loving California coast, nice job assholes |
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| 6. | Trim job | ||
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trim job the act of perfectly triming pubes in the shower-Usually anticipating a hookup. Ben: "WHO CLOGGED UP THE SHOWER WITH ALL THESE PUBES?!"
Zach: " I dont know man, PUBE CHECK!!" Ben: " Were all a little bushy except you, kyle." Kyle: " DUDE!im gonna get ass from that blonde chick tonight." Zach:" Sorry dude, I already hooked it and booked it with her." Pierre: "hey,nice Trim job in the shower,man...FAG!!" |
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| 7. | Beautiful nice | ||
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When something is more than just beautiful and better than just nice. When someone does a great job and you like the job they did you would say "That was beautiful nice"
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