noop

Derived from nails and poop. The black stuff that gathers under your nails.

My noop tasted disgusting this morning.

by Moosey Jones November 7, 2007

noop

you don't really need what does it actually mean
"noop" means you SUCK AT DA GAME

noop: *plays*
pre: YOU ARE A NOOP GET OUT OF HERE
noop: bruh *leaves*

by TrueRobloxGamer November 11, 2020

noop

slang word for the huge stash of porn every man has on his computer

dude, you got 300 vids of pron! lend me one bitch

by Captain Bluebear February 5, 2005

Noop

When you have to poop and start sweating, so you have to undress during the process of pooping. Making this a “nude - poop” or a noop.

I had a massive noop earlier.

by TheClevelandSteamer October 18, 2022

Noop

Having a quick power nap when you are pooping.

I was looking for my mate Conners and found him in the pub toilet having a noop.

by Mcnuggo May 7, 2022

Noops

The reverse of a 'spoon' cuddle, when you touched bums rather than the traditional 'spoon' cuddle

Let's have a noops before we go to sleep...

by NP99 February 15, 2022

Noop

The balls that form on your sweater after washing it when the instructions say dry clean only.

I can't wear this! Look at all the noop there is now! I shouldn't have washed it.

Look who cares if there is noop on your sweater? It is the cool look these days dude.

I just spent 20 minutes cutting the noop off my sweater and now the yarn is unraveling. Just like my life!

by Eiger April 15, 2010