Rusty Venture

1) When a man 69's with a woman, the girl pisses in the mans mouth, then man shits on her back and spreads it.

2) When you masturbate so much your dick turns read and swollen.

I Rusty Venture 'd that chick last night, left a stank that lasted all night

by Renato Wagglesworth Longfellow November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your penis is red and sore

She Rusty Ventured me all night long.

by Shore Leave November 26, 2010

rusty venture

the act of jacking off a monkey while letting it shit on your partners face while she is getting dry humped by a jaguar. after the monkey blows his load all over your face you lick the poop and get your dick eaten by the jaguar. your sexual partner then gets double penetrated by the jaguar and monkey while you stick a carrot up your ass watching.

wow that rusty venture you gave me was amazing

by Wade Wolff 8152976007 November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much it makes your dick red

From the venture brothers

I need to stop whacking it for the next few days after the Rusty Venture I pulled on Tuesday

by Destoroyah November 25, 2010

rusty venture

When you jerk-off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

He was watching porn and stroking so long he gave himself a rusty venture.

by Brock Ness Monster November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

Slang term for the medical condition resulting from excess masturbation. Symptoms include soreness, redness, swelling, and chaffing. Condition is usually associated with male sufferers.

i.e. - "I jerked off for four hours straight, and gave myself a Rusty Venture."

by sasquatch77 November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much your dick becomes sore.

I was off all day and bored. Ended up giving myself a Rusty Venture.

by 9kandwutisthis November 25, 2010