Fail 

noun, something or someone that is not good.

That jerk Dave is fail.
I feel so fail today.
That movie sucked. Yeah, it was fail.

Fail by Rizzzle November 16, 2006

Fail 

To readjust your beret and instead pass out

George went to readjust his beret and ended up almost passing out, leading to the most epic of fails.

Fail by shumane June 2, 2010

Fail 

When two people who are like twins talk and what they say make absolutely no sense. But it doesn't matter, because it's funny regardless.

Abrianna: Fail
Nate: WE are fail. The essence of fail, split between two bodies.

Fail by efyouagainx June 28, 2009

Fail 

a funny, very ironic happening that leaves the person in question sad or hurt, but not dead.

On CoD4, trying to throw a grenade out of a window-only to hit the window-sill and bouncing back inside would be considered a fail.

Fail by chiefjoboo June 29, 2009

fail 

When someone does not succeed, usually in a hilarious way. Pure awesomeness to see.

OMG, Jake totally FAILED when he fell out of that airplane. Onto a bear. Naked.

fail by John A. Mason February 15, 2010

fail 

to fail completely at something to the point of where you should just die

aubrey fails at life

fail by sushi kan January 14, 2008

FAIL 

To FAIL the website means to render it ineffective by targeting the integrity of the data and or writing scripts to hit the website so that the server gets bogged down enough to prevent users from accessing the URL.

On Monday December 8th, Liberal websites such as FARK.COM and WONKETT.COM called for the FAILing of George Bush's “Thank You” website.

FAIL by FaildWonketteLuvr December 21, 2008