Comcastard 

An employee of Comcast Corporation, especially one who works in customer service.

I wasted hours on the phone with three different Comcastards, and they still haven't removed those charges from my bill.

Comcastard by Senecan May 3, 2014

comcastipated

Refers to any channel on Comcast Digital Cable whose signal has suddenly become fuzzy, blotchy, and altogether unwatchable.

"Yo, dude, what's on Adult Swim?"
"Wish I knew-Channel 60 is comcastipated again."

comcastipated by Adenia Volkensii April 18, 2005

concastic 

A women that is put together mentally and physically spiritually.

I am in love with this women she's concastic! Only one word that can describe her.

concastic by MrBurns November 9, 2005

Comcastism 

1. The belief that shitty service and poor customer support will somehow make your business or yourself likes by everyone.

2. Believing that being a cunt shitting cock sucking doosh fuck will make people like you more.

Comcastism- being an asshole, shit fag, or vaginal cactus

Comcastism by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015

Comcasting 

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

I have been comcasting nearly every night, but I still can't afford to pay my rent in full.

Comcasting by dosesandmimosas January 3, 2016

Comcastic

The borderline between crappy and shitty. If you know what I mean...

What a comcastic thing to do!
You are so comcastic!
Who would have such comcastic ideas?!

Comcastic by computercrazy77 December 18, 2017

comcasm 

An intense orgasm caused by the removal of Comcast service and going with another company that doesn't suck ass.

Dude, when I returned my Comcast cable box today I totally had a comcasm.

comcasm by jrholmes October 14, 2011