skanker banker

The term used to refer to a female who is skanky

she's a bit of a skanker banker

skanker banker by beanteam23 May 28, 2016

Cock-Spanked 

Female equivalent for "Pussy-Whipped." See also "penis-spanked".

Why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so cock-spanked!

Cock-Spanked by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009

old spunker 

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.

John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!

old spunker by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018

spunker

a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.

"damn, your grandma is a spunker."

spunker by clumas May 7, 2005

Spankee 

A Quickie, is well, a quickie.
A Yankee is like a Quickie, but you do it yourself.

But a Spankee? That's like a Yankee but hurts a little bit more.

(**Shaking Hands)

Steve: Hey Josh, I havent seen you in a while. What's up?
Josh: Not much, a little stressed out a work.
Steve: Where you off too in such a rush?
Josh: To be honest? I gotta get a spankee on before I head back to work from lunch.
Steve: Aaaah yes. I just got got one in too.

(***Awkward looks after shaking hands)

Spankee by TheFlashSimiValley May 13, 2021

Spanner Water 

Very cold water that your about to go for a swim in.
Named so as it 'tightens your nuts.'

John: So what was the water like?
Frank: *shivering* Its spanner water mate
John: *goes to get towel*

Spanner Water by <<<SexyAlexy>>> December 24, 2005

spakker 

A complete idiot, a stupid person. Used in England.

Richard is such a spakker he put soap in his hair instead of gel.

spakker by Lloydy November 5, 2003