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cheesify

To make something "cheesy."

Some things are perfect just the way they are - Sunsets, for instance. But as soon as some Instagram queen does the duckface-heart-hands pose, the beautiful sunset is now "cheesified," and the experience is ruined.

This also occurs when some Marketer has a brilliant "way to do it better." (When it was fine the way it was!)
Dude watching T.V.: "I like Flo from the insurance commercials. How could they Cheesify it with the ice dancing?"
by TheFlashSimiValley February 14, 2020
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Spankee

A Quickie, is well, a quickie.
A Yankee is like a Quickie, but you do it yourself.

But a Spankee? That's like a Yankee but hurts a little bit more.
(**Shaking Hands)

Steve: Hey Josh, I havent seen you in a while. What's up?
Josh: Not much, a little stressed out a work.
Steve: Where you off too in such a rush?
Josh: To be honest? I gotta get a spankee on before I head back to work from lunch.
Steve: Aaaah yes. I just got got one in too.

(***Awkward looks after shaking hands)
by TheFlashSimiValley May 13, 2021
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Ho and go

The modern version of a one night stand. NSA fun, with a naughty ending.
Sarah: Are you leaving with that guy?
Amy: Yeah, I just met him.
Sarah: You know he doesn’t have a job, right?
Amy: Yup. But, I need to get laid. This is just a Ho And Go
by TheFlashSimiValley June 2, 2018
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TrumpCare

An oxymoron. Trump doesn't care about anything important to you, especially your health.
ME: Hey man, I see your cancer came back.
YOU: Yea. Losing my Obamacare though. Looking forward to TrumpCare.
ME: No he doesn't.
by TheFlashSimiValley May 6, 2017
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Go Caveman

The action of taking a crap, shit or piss in a place where there are no proper facilities, such as a toilet or tissue paper. It is usually urgent, when there is no time to seek out better accomodations. Sometimes it is uncontrollable, which makes for a better story to your friends at cocktail parties.
1) I made a mistake of eating a box of prunes before I went Mountain Biking. I had to "go caveman" in the woods with leaves and bark.

2) Man did we drink too much last night after work! I had to "go caveman" in the subway.

3) There was no paper in the outhouse; I had to Go Caveman and wipe my ass with my underpants and left them in the garbage can.
by TheFlashSimiValley April 5, 2016
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Superspreader

A gymnastic girlfriend.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Steve? He dating that gymnast from UCLA.
Guy 2: Reallym. I'm jealous. How did he get a Superspreader??
by TheFlashSimiValley November 24, 2020
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Head Coach

The person who taught your girlfriend how to give a Blow Job.

This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.

Whoever it was, you should thank them.
My girlfriend went to her her high school reunion, and her Head Coach was there!
by TheFlashSimiValley November 3, 2024
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