Definitions by TheFlashSimiValley
Head Coach
The person who taught your girlfriend how to give a Blow Job.
This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.
Whoever it was, you should thank them.
This is usually one of her friends in high school or college, using a banana as the test subject.
Whoever it was, you should thank them.
Head Coach by TheFlashSimiValley November 3, 2024
Loading the Dishwasher
Loading the Dishwasher by TheFlashSimiValley March 3, 2024
Analog
Definition 1) A poop.
Definition 2) A penis.
Let's face it, most logs that come out of the anus are poop. A dick, of course, could also be an Anal Log, depending if if the owner thinks it is worthy of being called a Log.
Definition 2) A penis.
Let's face it, most logs that come out of the anus are poop. A dick, of course, could also be an Anal Log, depending if if the owner thinks it is worthy of being called a Log.
Josh: "Someone left a huge turd in the office mens room."
Peter: "That was me. I didnt flush."
Josh: "Why????"
Peter: "I want to remind everyone that somethings are still just Analog."
Peter: "That was me. I didnt flush."
Josh: "Why????"
Peter: "I want to remind everyone that somethings are still just Analog."
Analog by TheFlashSimiValley May 26, 2021
Spankee
A Quickie, is well, a quickie.
A Yankee is like a Quickie, but you do it yourself.
But a Spankee? That's like a Yankee but hurts a little bit more.
A Yankee is like a Quickie, but you do it yourself.
But a Spankee? That's like a Yankee but hurts a little bit more.
(**Shaking Hands)
Steve: Hey Josh, I havent seen you in a while. What's up?
Josh: Not much, a little stressed out a work.
Steve: Where you off too in such a rush?
Josh: To be honest? I gotta get a spankee on before I head back to work from lunch.
Steve: Aaaah yes. I just got got one in too.
(***Awkward looks after shaking hands)
Steve: Hey Josh, I havent seen you in a while. What's up?
Josh: Not much, a little stressed out a work.
Steve: Where you off too in such a rush?
Josh: To be honest? I gotta get a spankee on before I head back to work from lunch.
Steve: Aaaah yes. I just got got one in too.
(***Awkward looks after shaking hands)
Spankee by TheFlashSimiValley May 13, 2021
Superspreader
A gymnastic girlfriend.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Steve? He dating that gymnast from UCLA.
Guy 2: Reallym. I'm jealous. How did he get a Superspreader??
Guy 2: Reallym. I'm jealous. How did he get a Superspreader??
Superspreader by TheFlashSimiValley November 24, 2020
cheesify
To make something "cheesy."
Some things are perfect just the way they are - Sunsets, for instance. But as soon as some Instagram queen does the duckface-heart-hands pose, the beautiful sunset is now "cheesified," and the experience is ruined.
This also occurs when some Marketer has a brilliant "way to do it better." (When it was fine the way it was!)
Some things are perfect just the way they are - Sunsets, for instance. But as soon as some Instagram queen does the duckface-heart-hands pose, the beautiful sunset is now "cheesified," and the experience is ruined.
This also occurs when some Marketer has a brilliant "way to do it better." (When it was fine the way it was!)
Dude watching T.V.: "I like Flo from the insurance commercials. How could they Cheesify it with the ice dancing?"
cheesify by TheFlashSimiValley February 14, 2020
Ho and go
Sarah: Are you leaving with that guy?
Amy: Yeah, I just met him.
Sarah: You know he doesn’t have a job, right?
Amy: Yup. But, I need to get laid. This is just a Ho And Go
Amy: Yeah, I just met him.
Sarah: You know he doesn’t have a job, right?
Amy: Yup. But, I need to get laid. This is just a Ho And Go
Ho and go by TheFlashSimiValley June 2, 2018