1 definition by <<<SexyAlexy>>>

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Very cold water that your about to go for a swim in.
Named so as it 'tightens your nuts.'
John: So what was the water like?
Frank: *shivering* Its spanner water mate
John: *goes to get towel*
by <<<SexyAlexy>>> December 22, 2005

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