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a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.
"damn, your grandma is a spunker."
by clumas May 07, 2005
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Close friend or confidante, favoured aquaintance.
Dy'a fancy a pint me old spunker ?
by Mark_Desmo April 28, 2008
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a crazy trio, who knows no danger, and fails to see the bigger picture. They always have each others' backs and lives in the moment of the day. They always succeed in getting the guy, but never use their powers for evil. Finally they have a personal belief that all things can be forgiven.... with chocolate and a good movie of couse!

This mysterious word sprung up when someone asked who these three chicks from Tenino were. They, in turn, replied, "we are the SPUNKERS."

Not to be mixed up with the spankers or the spank-hers!
Mary, Heather and Krista were considered the spunkers of the school.

The laid back spunkers enjoyed the simple pariers lifestyle, as long as they were friends.
by Krista April 06, 2005
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a giant dong that is also known as the shaft
I splooged out of my spunker
by anonymously anomoymous April 03, 2007
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