to have sex with or fuck
andy: i have borked alot of woman in my day
dave: you've borked?
by bad company August 12, 2007
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the sound made when tooting in a bathtub
you must have been gasey! i could hear that bork from the kitchen.
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1. To hit a volleyball foul or out-of-bounds so that the opponents score or your teammate must bust his butt to save yours. (Word learned at Karch Kiraly VB Camp.)
2. Any error or mistake.
Everyone shall do 10 push-ups per bork.
by PatBB April 6, 2006
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1. Bork means to combine meat (in this case, beef and pork).
See spam.

2. It can also replace any verb in most cases.

3. Can sometimes be used as an adjective when -y is added on to the end.

The word was believed to be created after a mispronouncing of the word bjork.
1. Dude, this bork is delicious!

2. I borked my girl so hard last night.

3. Sure is borky around here.
by Thoumad? March 15, 2011
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bork: v.n.adv. virtually every other part of speech.
a:) wildcard; can be used in place of common words, especially verbs.
b:) to draw attention to ones self in hopes to entertain: what the bork? = LAUGH AT ME! NOW!
c:) an exclamation similar to words like crap.
he borks
she borks
they bork
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borking
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will bork
borkology - the study of bork
borker - one who borks
borkness - posessing bork
borkous - having bork-like qualities
borkocity - the magnitude of borkness
by The Chadwick December 5, 2006
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The act of lifting chairs from the ground and putting them in the cubby under the desk, usually to assist the job of the cleaning lady or to annoy a particular teacher
Joey was being really annoying, so I borked him.
Borking all the chairs in the classroom is the best way of finding something that fell on the floor
by An_Anonymous_Borker May 23, 2013
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Verb.
(1)Euphemism for sexual intercourse. Bork is an attempt to draw a fine line between the childish term boink and the slightly degrading term pork.
Dude, I totally borked that chick last night!

Excuse me mam, would you like to bork?

Edith was found to be foul after borking Ronald.
by Captain Yossarian November 2, 2005
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