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1. bork
the sound made when tooting in a bathtub
you must have been gasey! i could hear that bork from the kitchen.
2. Gasey Bin Laden
After taking a few laxatives, you ask someone to politely like your ass crack. If they abide, during the intimacy, yell "Allllaaaaaaaaa!" and let out a well deserved fart. If all is well, some watery secretion should follow.
I tricked her and gave her the Gasey Bin Laden!
3. fanny blaster
A fanny blaster is an individual with the ability to blast their fanny; known to scientists as the phenomenon of ejactualating large amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere, contributing to global warming considerably.

Also used metephorically to describe someone of a gasey nature, i.e talks a load of shite.
policeman: we have a situation here, can't breathe
emergency services: calm down, whats the assesement?
policeman: we've got us a fanny blaster!

"greg, you complete and utter fanny blaster"
4. LBD
Loud But Deadly. Opposite of Silent But deadly. In refrence to flatulence. These bad boys are powerful and filled with stank, so much you might want to vomit.
Betsy: Dude, I'm gasey and theres nothing silent about it.
Laura: Gross, LBD. I'm out dude.
5. Meat Bus
Progressive rock band from Chicago. They rose to fame in the late 80's and were heavily influenced by The Outfield, Bryan Adams, and Loverboy. Their heavy drug use and wild orgies ultimately lead to their demise. They reunited in 1999 with more of a Smashmouth sound. Often considered rebels or "bad boys." Their fan base is mostly teenage girls. Some of their hits include: "Meat Bus," "Kamikaze Dad," "John Wayne Gasey Rock and Roll," and "Summer Sausage Sex"
Eric: "Did you see Meat Bus last night?"
John: "Are you kidding, they rocked the house and impregnated my wife!"
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