Bill Gates Effect

When something exists for too long without cleansing, troubleshooting or resetting and it starts glitching and/or breaking for no apparant reason.

"My computer is fucking bugging out again even though it was fine yesterday, must be the bill gates effect."

Bill Gates Effect by seventeafive April 9, 2026

Bill Gates Effect

When something exists for too long without cleansing, troubleshooting or resetting, it starts glitching and/or breaking for no apparent reason.

"dude my fucking computer is glitching out again!"
"have you tried reinstalled windows recently?"
"nope."
"that's the bill gates effect right there."

Bill Gates Effect by seventeafive April 9, 2026

cocked blocked by Bill Gates 

Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.

Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?

James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.

Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!

cocked blocked by Bill Gates by Lie_Detector_411 July 22, 2010

A Bill Gates 

1.A wealthy or very rich person.
2.Somebody who claims to be wealthy or very rich but actually he/she isn't.

X: nice suit dude.(trying to touch)
Y:thanks dude.Hey watch it.That's a $2000 suit.
X:When did you become A Bill Gates,Huh?

A Bill Gates by eugene uu November 24, 2007

A Bill Gates 

A wealthy or rich person.

Jay-have you seen Felix's new car?
Rose-Sure,what about the car?
Jay -it costs a fabulous sum.Don't you know that?
Rose-Hahaha,haven't you realized that Felix is A Bill Gates.
Jay-Well,yeah.But why would somebody wanna ride in such an expensive car?

A Bill Gates by eugene uu November 23, 2007

The Bill Gates Challenge 

If Bill Gates gets a .44 magnum, shoves it in his mouth, and blows his brains out the back of his head live on air, Alex Jones will follow suit the next day; also live on air. Challenge can also be completed by dumping a bucket of gasoline onto oneself (akin to the ALS ice bucket challenge), strapping TNT onto your body, and lighting yourself on fire.

Did you hear what Bill Gates did on Instagram Live? He started The Bill Gates Challenge!

The Bill Gates Challenge by Johnny Asswipe IV September 30, 2024

Bill Gatesgate 

The paranoid, extreme right-wing conspiracy theory that Bill Gates planned to use a COVID-19 pandemic to take control of the global health system.

He was convinced that this amounted to Bill Gatesgate, yup, Billionaire Gates had spent years conspiring with Obama, and Hillary! to make money off the whole damn thing, which wasn't real anyway.

Bill Gatesgate by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020