Fester

Brittish Slang term for a european Ford Fiesta.

Awesome big bore pipe on that Fester.

by Nick December 6, 2004

festering wound

1. A US Navy club.

2. A dive, mostly frequented by US Sailors.

3. Any place serving liquor in plastic cups and beer in cans to avoid unnecessary lascerations during bar fights. Characterised by chaos, the smell of blood and urine, and loud crappy music, .

The bar at the base in Naples was such a festering wound that the name became the festering wound.

by wheaty May 29, 2005

Uncle Fester

Someone who can't screw in a light bulb. Uncle Fester only knows how to screw herself.... she just sits and festers!

You think we are gonna answer your e-mail...well you can just go Uncle Fester!!!

by bobapple October 14, 2005

uncle fester

A boy with stupid tattoos and a really crappy haircut with a really hot girlfriend and best friend

Uncle Fester saw a 9 year old girl at McDonalds the other day and was like, "Holy statutory rape!"

by dick fart point smegma May 2, 2005

uncle fester

a scabby diseased penis

by loco weed April 24, 2003

Uncle Fester

The act of taking someone’s legs out from underneath them.

He’s a bent copper uncle fester him!

by Super intendant Hastings May 12, 2019

Uncle Fester

When a male takes a diarrea in a girls mouth and then the grl gives him a blowjob

oh man do i love the uncle fester

by matt October 23, 2003