An alternative way of sharing a lit entity such as cigarette, cigar, or joint; Baltimore refers to being able to take as many ‘puffs’ as you want on your turn, and passing whenever you feel necessary.
Note: The most popular way of sharing lit items seems to be “puff-puff pass.”
Note: The most popular way of sharing lit items seems to be “puff-puff pass.”
Man 1- So how would you like to share this cig?
Man 2- I believe we should 'baltimore' rather than puff-puff pass
Man 2- I believe we should 'baltimore' rather than puff-puff pass
by Raggity Al August 29, 2006
code word used to warn of big, ugly girls that have fondled you and another previously at the same time.
by SOAF73chunk January 22, 2009
by アメリカへの死 December 24, 2019
The act of a male using his urine in an upwards stream to clean the undercarriage of another person who is squatting over them.
After a long hot day of walking around the Inner Harbor, Ross discovered his ass crack had become excessively lathered in smelly bum butter. Upon hearing of the situation, ever helpful Jim volunteered to accompany Ross back to the hotel and give him a Baltimore Bidet.
"Ross, I've got a belly full of 'Natty Boh' and have enough pent-up piss to easily flush all the jizz infused dung-discharge from your ass crack!"
"Ross, I've got a belly full of 'Natty Boh' and have enough pent-up piss to easily flush all the jizz infused dung-discharge from your ass crack!"
by Blumpster August 18, 2013
by Dan Weyandt October 4, 2007
An underrated team with a (currently) good manager, great bullpen, and asshole owner. Nonetheless, the pride of Baltimore and about half the DC population, (the other half being those who traded allegiance to the Nationals).
Referred to as the O's, the Birds, etc. The only team in the MLB to have only an animal, not a letter, on its caps.
The reason all of Maryland sings the "O!" in the Star-Spangled Banner.
Home team of some of the best retired players in baseball, such as Robinson and Ripken.
Currently in a rebuilding rut, the Orioles are improving rapidly. Die-hard fans hang on, and wait for the (hopefully soon) year when the O's prove how awesome they are and win the pennant.
Mortal enemies of the Yankees.
Also, Camden Yards is probably the prettiest ballpark on the East Coast.
Referred to as the O's, the Birds, etc. The only team in the MLB to have only an animal, not a letter, on its caps.
The reason all of Maryland sings the "O!" in the Star-Spangled Banner.
Home team of some of the best retired players in baseball, such as Robinson and Ripken.
Currently in a rebuilding rut, the Orioles are improving rapidly. Die-hard fans hang on, and wait for the (hopefully soon) year when the O's prove how awesome they are and win the pennant.
Mortal enemies of the Yankees.
Also, Camden Yards is probably the prettiest ballpark on the East Coast.
by SoCal11 June 26, 2008
A Lord Baltimore is something that happens to your car when you leave it parked in Baltimore. The act invloves someone breaking into your vehicle for the purpose of taking a gruesome shit inside of it. The shit is usually atypical and has either massive coiler or extreme diarrhea properties. The classic Lord Baltimore has the perpetrator taking a shit on one side of your back seat and then using the other side as a place to wipe his ass. The use of the seat itself as toilet paper can be traced to the fact that no one can leave anything of value in a vehicle street-parked in Baltimore due to theft concerns. Note that sometimes the one who performs the Lord Baltimore will use the quiet seclusion of your parked car to inject needle drugs, typically heroin, and will leave his dirty works along with the shit and broken glass in your backseat. The totally unique feature of the Lord Baltimore is that no valuables inside of your car will be removed. No one has ever been arrested for doing a Lord Baltimore although it seems to happen quite frequently, particularly during the winter months. The history of the Lord Baltimore can be traced to Cecilius Calvert himself taking a terrific shit in a carriage that belonged to Oliver Cromwell. Proud Baltimoreans consider being Lord Baltimored one of the best things about their city, and routinely mention the custom's importance in shaping the modern city's identity.
I'm really glad the person who Lord Baltimored us last night didn't take our GPS.
Every time we get Lord Baltimored it makes me sad for those loser suburbanites who don't get all the benefits of living in this cool city.
When I checked the CarFax report it said your Prius was Lord Baltimored twice in 2008.
I got Lord Baltimored last night and I didn't get a chance to clean it up before picking you guys up. Pardon the mess back there. Just push it to the side.
Every time we get Lord Baltimored it makes me sad for those loser suburbanites who don't get all the benefits of living in this cool city.
When I checked the CarFax report it said your Prius was Lord Baltimored twice in 2008.
I got Lord Baltimored last night and I didn't get a chance to clean it up before picking you guys up. Pardon the mess back there. Just push it to the side.
by Cecilius Calvert November 28, 2011