The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.
Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.
A man that is known for ejaculating enormous amounts of semen during sex. Also a porno movie of the same name from 1987 starring Peter North
, where he plays a lone biker in the outback, being pursued by women to fulfill their semen quota. Plot loosely based on the "Road Warrior" starring Mel Gibson.
When Fletch shot his goo after being abstinent for a year, he almost drowned his partner. He was a real Load Warrior.
A huge party that involves many people having various kinds of sex. An orgy.
Fletch couldn't believe his eyes when he arrived at Tim's house. He estimated there were about 20 naked moaning people sprawled about the living room in various positions. There were erect penis' penetrating vaginas, asses, mouths, ears, armpits etc. The floor was very sticky and wet due to the copious amounts of missed cum shots, pussy juice and fecal matter.
It turned out that he had been invited to Tim's annual Loadapolooza.
To shave one's privates.
Occasionally, Dave would pull down his pants and underwear and inspect his junk. If he discovered it was an unsightly, hairy mess, he would pull out a disposable razor and yell, "Michelle, I'll be down in a minute after I Bic my shit".
The act of a male using his urine in an upwards stream to clean the undercarriage of another person who is squatting over them.
After a long hot day of walking around the Inner Harbor, Ross discovered his ass crack had become excessively lathered in smelly bum butter
. Upon hearing of the situation, ever helpful Jim volunteered to accompany Ross back to the hotel and give him a Baltimore Bidet.
"Ross, I've got a belly full of 'Natty Boh' and have enough pent-up piss to easily flush all the jizz
infused dung-discharge from your ass crack
The middle man in a three-way butt-fuck
, after the act has been completed and the outside participants have gone home.
A Lucky Pierre
, post bum chain
episode, once alone and able to contemplate the severe turd smashing he not only received but handed out.
Ivan cried as he crouched in the dark corner with his asshole gaping open like a hookers labia
and his dick smelling like the test lab at the Depends
factory. He couldn't believe the guys had left him after such a wild night of gay sandwich butt blasting. He was such a sad Lonely Pierre.
An extremely depraved sex act performed mostly by Canadian's during the intermission of a hockey game. The act itself requires getting a woman on all fours' atop stacked cases of Molson Canadian lager inside an igloo. A hoser then approaches from behind dressed as a Mountie, with a solid erection, a bag of milk and a book of apologies. The guy then pours a third of the milk into the chick's gaping anus. With his penis thrusting into her hungry beaver, he inserts one finger into her milky pooper and proceeds to smear it across her upper lip in a move reminiscent of a Dirty Sanchez. However in Canada this chocolate milk mustache maneuver is known as a "Grossier Benoit". Then after a fairly rapid expulsion of creamy maple butter, the hoser gives a heartfelt apology to his lover for not lasting until the end of the intermission.
Stephan gave a little Canada's History to Sylvie last night. As an apology he took her out for some poutine and maple syrup in the morning.