coiler

a long coiling excrement

"Don't go in there. I left a coiler in the toilet"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003

porcelain coiler

a big turd that wraps around the bowl. coils like a snake would.

Sorry dude I just dropped the biggest porcelain coiler in your shitter.

by mt1mp August 23, 2006

triple coiler

When you take a shit and it coils up in a pile like a snake. Triple coiler can just mean you have to drop a dump as well.

During coffee break at work I had to go to the washroom. Man did I ever leave a hot steaming Triple Coiler in the toilet for the next guy.

by Schwazzy Nutz April 25, 2006

double coiler

A very long bowel movement that is layered in the toilet bowl at least twice around without breaking.

"Dude, you gotta come and see this double coiler I just laid down. It's a work of ass art!"

by The Beev October 02, 2007

steamy coiler

A shit made by a dog in a cold climate that comes out in an ice cream swirl fashon.

It must be cold out that dog just took a steamy coiler.

by Steve Harmon August 09, 2006

Greasy Coiler

A soft serve, Curly frie esque Turd that leaves skids in the bowl.

Bill had to scrub the bowl after birthin a couple of those Greasy Coilers!

by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005

Corrie Coiler

Defecating in a circular motion on your partner's abdomen as foreplay

Erin's sexual appetite was never completely sated without a Corrie Coiler covering her midsection before intercourse.

by Jocklicker July 18, 2010