dave 

the most creepy and animalistic kind of man you will ever meet. he is stuck in the past and in love with young girls. #andrea

Dave is my landlord and can kiss my ass

dave by bossassbitch69swagalicious March 2, 2022

Dave 

the "butch" partner in a lesbian relationship

"who do you think is the dave?"

Dave by larist January 18, 2009

Dave 

(noun) the act of making a horrible joke

Yo that joke was so bad, you just pulled a Dave!

Dave by husky5592 April 28, 2011

Dave 

Someone that nobody knows

"I was just talking to Dave"
"Who"?

Dave by hollaholla078 January 9, 2012

Dave 

A dave is a person who makes everybody else shake their head in frustration. They are quite frustrating even if well intentioned

How could anyone think that was a good idea? It must be a Dave thing.

Dave by Big texta May 3, 2019

Dave 

A coffee addict :)

The only thing Dave drinks is Madrinas Coffee, now with 20% off using code krtzyy!

Dave by DaveMod69swag July 23, 2020

Dave 

An extremely old man now viewed as a relic which dates back to before the Birth of christ. Legends say he was one of Jesus’ diciples, and Also took A big part in various battles and wars throughout the history. He is probably Most known for his contribution in the battle of waterloo. Even though he had big influence in the mongolian war, and Even the french revolution. Hes just extremely old.

Dave is just so extremely old

Dave by Helios99 March 14, 2021