- Derrick Comedy
Dude: "Alright, bro..this is gonna be wicked"
Bro: "Okay, now take off ur pants"
*Bro puts on famous Dave matthews Band song "Ants Marching"*
Fratboy: Fuck yeah. There's so much fucking pussy at these concerts. Look at that hot soccer mom. I bet she's got a huge bush.
Hippy: It's natural, man-you know? How God made us.
Fratboy: Awesome bro. Do you mind if I fondle your girlfriend while she's passed out?
Hippy: Hey, no problem man. I'm just gonna spin in circles and look at these glowsticks for a while.
Cellist: The Dave Matthews Band! I just got their ne...
Hipster: O no, bro (walks away)
Dude #2 - "yeah, man; it's great. let's go to the mall".
Normal College Kid 2: Oh, just some Dave Matthews Band. I also like The Red Hot Chili Peppers, radiohead, John Mayer, and O.A.R.
Normal College Kid 1: Oh no way Bro, me too!
Non-College Frat Kid: Stop degrading us!