by bb989 October 21, 2009
Facts about Bacon:
1. Bacon is used to describe an undercover NARC. But in real life, bacon is better than that.
2. Why slaughtering pigs is awesome.
3. 50% trans fat, 107% awesome.
4. Supposed to be eaten at breakfast, but works everywhere in between.
5. What do soy bacon, turkey bacon, and Mega Blox have in common? They can't even come close to their competition.
1. Bacon is used to describe an undercover NARC. But in real life, bacon is better than that.
2. Why slaughtering pigs is awesome.
3. 50% trans fat, 107% awesome.
4. Supposed to be eaten at breakfast, but works everywhere in between.
5. What do soy bacon, turkey bacon, and Mega Blox have in common? They can't even come close to their competition.
1. Smells like bacon, rookie.
2. I want bacon. Get the axe.
3. Bacon comes from descendants of Chuck Norrus.
4.BLT, Bacon Sandwich, Bacon Watch, Bacon car fresheners, Bacon Salad, Bean and Bacon Soup by Campbell's.
5. This is like food for the Prius. Bacon is food for the Ferrari
2. I want bacon. Get the axe.
3. Bacon comes from descendants of Chuck Norrus.
4.BLT, Bacon Sandwich, Bacon Watch, Bacon car fresheners, Bacon Salad, Bean and Bacon Soup by Campbell's.
5. This is like food for the Prius. Bacon is food for the Ferrari
by Baconation June 13, 2009
by Georgey Porgey April 19, 2003
A Baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!
The baconator was elected by a greaseslide in 2012 and a pax americana followed, years of peace, prosperity and bacon!
by jmspaesq November 11, 2010
"All 10 of us drove Route 66 together in a Civic...we were in the bacon!"
"I don't have any land so I have to grow my herb garden in the bacon using my closet as a greenhouse."
"I've been cramming for this test all day. Sorry, my to-do list is in the bacon!"
"I don't have any land so I have to grow my herb garden in the bacon using my closet as a greenhouse."
"I've been cramming for this test all day. Sorry, my to-do list is in the bacon!"
by Kha March 19, 2008
by The Baconizer September 16, 2006
by Mark June 1, 2004