in the bacon 

to be closely spaced together, or tightly packed as bacon is in a frying pan.

"All 10 of us drove Route 66 together in a Civic...we were in the bacon!"

"I don't have any land so I have to grow my herb garden in the bacon using my closet as a greenhouse."

"I've been cramming for this test all day. Sorry, my to-do list is in the bacon!"

in the bacon by Kha March 19, 2008

frying bacon in the nude 

A real bad idea

I looked like Michael Flatley-Lord of the Dance-when I was frying bacon in the nude.That hot grease spatter burns like hell!

frying bacon in the nude by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011