the clap

It's fuckin gonorrhea

Tim: It hurts when i piss
John: You got the fuckin clap from Dan's Mom.

by FATHERHOOD August 31, 2005

the clap

the sound of your palm hitting your forehead when you realize that sweet innocent little teen was a petri-dish for gonorrhea

(Hand hits forehead.)

by Alina September 03, 2004

the clap

Nick name for disease Ghonoreah , comes from the noise when back in civil war where they would breakup the puss build up by banging the butt of their rifles on the penis laying on a table.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Another case of that nasty stuff.

ya, you shoulda kept away from that dirty whore.

by Wix March 03, 2004

the clap

gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra

Ugh, dude you have the clap!

by Matt January 05, 2004

the clap

Gonorrhea

I caught the clap off some hippy broad I was fucking, my dick was dripping like a busted pipe

by Ralph Cifaretto November 15, 2020

the clap

The nickname for the std gonorrhea. Named for clapping your hands around your dick to pop and drain the bubbles of puss growing inside. Makes it really painful to pee.

Tim: "Ah, it burns when I pee, it's like razor blades!"
John: "Dude, you definitely got the clap from the skank at that party"

by ronious February 13, 2009

the clap

Gonorrhea. you get it from sex.

Sugar I'd come over but your coffee tastes like the clap.

It's me Warren G., the nigga with the clap.

by crime September 06, 2004