Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!
Aha, the shop'squiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer
The elaborate conglomeration of the words cunt and arse to create a word used for extreme descriptive purposes. Generally used to express dissatisfaction at ones actions or personality traits.
The female equivalent of a cuckold. A submissive wife with a husband who takes on nympho and skanky lovers whereby the husband's sexual pleasures become the wife's vicarious sexual pleasures and experiences.