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An idiot. Someone who slithers around life on a daily basis without having a clue!
That fella Ian thinks he's smart but the truth is he's nothing but a Clampit
Clampit by Cathal1982 June 6, 2018
Ass-backward redneck white people; usu. used by African-Americans when refering to same.
...but I only brought 'em 5 and stuck his ass for 3...do you think that clampit 'd sick his goons on me?
clampit by crazymike December 13, 2004
A person that is born with more than one head and has one clamped off.
Did you know that Billy is a clampit.
clampit by Alex November 23, 2004

Danny the clampit 

Danny the clampit is a lad who walks around gurning and grunting all day long who is also an absolute clampit,
Danny the clampit did this on site today

The Jed Clampit

When a guy is giving oral sex and his nose is against her ass and she suddenly squeezes her cheeks and oinches his shut.
He was eating her p##sy and his nose was rubbing her @ss, when suddenly she squeezed her cheeks and pinched his nose shut! She gave him The Jed Clampit!
The Jed Clampit by NABICUS MAXIMUS November 2, 2022

Clampt Chowder 

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.
Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.
Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011