3 definitions by The sesh king 2018

A dirty Kelton is a person who goes out Friday night and doesn’t go home will Sunday evening, as they’ve been on the hard session without any sleep
What did you do this weekend gone

Oh I did a dirty Kelton and my life is ruined
by The sesh king 2018 December 9, 2018
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A dirty Kelton is a person who goes out on a Friday and rolls back in Sunday evening after a long time on the sesh
What are you doing this weekend

Oh I’m gonna do a dirty Kelton
by The sesh king 2018 December 9, 2018
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Danny the clampit is a lad who walks around gurning and grunting all day long who is also an absolute clampit,
Danny the clampit did this on site today
by The sesh king 2018 January 28, 2019
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