Ditext 

Short for "Digital Text." Famous philosophy website maintained by Andrew Chrucky. Well known for its horrendous web-design aesthetic and overabundance of radical political polemic.

Man, did you see that website with the guy who dresses like Peter Pan? Its so ditext!

Ditext by Kyle Polich November 5, 2004

detextify 

The act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.

Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"

detextify by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009

Detextive 

The morning after a hard night of partying when one has to go through their text messages and piece together the activities from the night before. Taking the text clues and putting together what happened.

"Dude! I have to do some detextive work, I woke up this morning with a naked picture from a stranger!"

"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."

Detextive by Furk Busch May 26, 2009

Detexting 

The act of going through ones phone and reading texts from the night before, in order to figure out what one did.

What did we do last night? I have no idea, let's do some detexting.

Detexting by Bighead October 21, 2012

Distextia 

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

Distextia by maurageous October 24, 2007

Distextict

When someone makes mistakes whiel texting. This condition affects some people more then others. Mother's are usually affected the most.

Q - man tried to text Blain that he was feeling dislexict but he accidentally spelled distextict.

Distextict by Distextict December 13, 2014

Distextlia 

Texting dislexia... Switching letters around un a text message. normally due to T9 usage

Jim: I got a new act last night
Bob: What? A new act?
Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia

Distextlia by KEVINJEWELL April 19, 2008