Distextia

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")

Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?

by maurageous October 24, 2007

Distextia

The confusion experienced where a text conversation has several simultaneous threads, which overlap, occasionally amusingly.

A - "Are we looking after the dog this Thursday?"
B - "Natch."
B - "How you?"
B - "Have you put the pictures up yet?"
A - "When did you start saying Natch?"
A - "It's horrid"
B - "Could you grab some dog food?"
A - "No"
A - "I mean I haven't put the pictures up yet. I'll get dog food"
A - "Tired. Went to the gym"
B - "Natch"
B - "#Distextia"

by LonePollux October 23, 2017

Dystextlia

A condition experienced by people who continuously write messages with typos, often exacerbated by lack of predictive text functions on mobile phones and/or frequent misspelling in predictive text functions causing the device to save miss spelt words to the internal dictionary.

I have dystextlia, seriously it's a thing... I am incapable of nit sending a message without typos!

by SJC85 December 3, 2018

dystextia

Dystextia is when you misspell a word whilst typing an SMS message into your mobile phone. Often exacerbated by over-sized thumbs or excessive alcohol consumption.

what the hell does this text message from Greg mean?" "I'm not sure but it's three in the afternoon on a Friday and his dystextia is often bad at this time after all those wines at lunch.

by Clarebear81 December 12, 2010

Dystexia

A mental lapse associated with texting and typing in which letters of a word are mixed throughout the word.

Don: hey I'm gonig to go fnid your virginity.
*vigorously fixing mistakes*
find* going*
I hate this dystexia

Ava: Don't worry about finding it, I lost it long ago.

by hosey93 May 1, 2011

Popo dislexia

Popo dislexia is the thing that happens to you when you don’t know how to write.

It happens because:
-you’re having a breakdown

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-your hands are shaking bc of the breakdown

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-popo

Popo dislexia is affecting me now

by Sksksks hydroflask August 13, 2019

dystextlia

Occurs when nonsensical strings of letters appear in text messages. Mostly due to predictive text, quick typing, driving, and/or pocket texting.

Texted to Joanie: What u doin no frida nighu
Joanie says to Sahyla, "Look at this message-Lara has dystextlia."

by dicksy chick May 23, 2008