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craptrap 

the moist hole between the legs, or anus, that "traps" feces, or "crap"
The potential energy generated by the craptrap turns kinetic when ass meets toilet.
craptrap by charlie gone bad January 18, 2009

craptrap 

The most important fitting in what used to be known as the "smallest room in the house".
"Is Fred there?"
"No, he's been on the craptrap for the last couple of hours".
craptrap by Egotrippa September 27, 2005

craptrap 

Craptrap:
Luring someone into a debate in which you know they will exaggerate wildly.
"I set a craptrap for Helen when I suggested that her dad was was a dufus."
craptrap by sornptrigi May 3, 2016

craptrap 

A port-o-john, known equally as a crapshack, a poobooth, a plopbox, a turd TARDIS, and last but not least, the Scatcave.
"Man, I gotta... There's no public restrooms anywhere! "
"There's a craptrap in that construction site.!"
craptrap by IdntgivaFOX October 5, 2021

Craptrap 

when you are charging your laptop and the teacher almost trips over your charging cable.
Thats a CRAPTRAP!
Craptrap by Cooncheese May 15, 2017

craptractions

Surging waves of pain in the abdominal due to an ensuing crap requiring release.
I had way to much to drink last night yielding a morning full of craptractions
craptractions by DayvN July 13, 2012