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1.
Kinetic is a word that refers to anything generally moving. Or anything that has a big inpact on someone.
Love is one kinetic force.
I saw her and it was just kinetic passion.
When I found out she had herpes, it was one hell of a bad kinetic moment.
by Bryce October 27, 2004
 
2.
That dude you see on online games that talks about pie, radiohead, and likes to use words like ass prick, and gomer.
Kinetic called him a gomer, while eating a pie, and listening to Radiohead.
by Xeno Kinetic October 14, 2003
 
3.
A generally older male, infirmed and wheelchair bound, who requires physical aids in order to urinate and defecate. Often tenderly cared for by another person referred to as "maverick".
Please don't tell me I look like kinetic.
by Anonymous April 16, 2003