Sand Ham

When a US soldier looks over a sand dune and sees the ass of Sadam's dead Iraqui scumbag followers sticking out of the sand. Then you put it in a box and send it to France

Also known as the stuffed Sand Ham. Upon Discovery you pack the asshole with C4, give it to one of the Iraqui villagers, then tell them to drop it off at Sadams house in Baghdad, or send it to France

Sand Ham by Big Nation April 3, 2003

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Sand Hammer

When someone drops a deuce on the beach

WILLY! you did not just sand hammer under that chicks towel, did you?

Sand Hammer by Big Nation March 27, 2003

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Sand Hammer

The act of burying your dick in the sand after getting aroused on a nude beach.

Dude why the hell are you still laying there? We gotta go!

Dude... I gotta sand hammer right now.

Sand Hammer by GuidoTexan October 20, 2010

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sandhammed

Verb: Being sandbagged by old ham.

Old ham was asleep on the job from a big night before causing to pick up the slack. He sandhammed them once again. Classic old ham.

sandhammed by Notaham February 1, 2021

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sandham

A Sandham is a large land mammal which lives in and around the Newquay area.

It's name originates from The American Army which a Sergant Major would of been names Sandyhamuel. It has developed into what we know today as, Sandham.

1. My god! That is a big Sandham!

2. To Sandham - To waddle.

sandham by Ms Lucas December 16, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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