wonk

Can also be a "policy wonk". A person who looks into all the technical details of implementing a political policy, usually a back-room boy either in a political party or working for the government.
That's the general idea, we'll leave it to the policy wonks to figure out all the details.
by Ian Chode August 30, 2004
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British slang word for the drug ketamine, due to its disassociative effects
Shall we get some wonk and chill out at mine?

This is some well psychedelic wonk!

I'm feeling a bit wonkey
by wearetheuniverse February 06, 2010
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an expert -- often used in a derogatory way, as in someone who fixates on the minutae of an issue or a problem.
Did you hear Kerry's speech last night? No one wants to listen to a policy wonk for 2 hours.
by saeculum August 26, 2004
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wonk is a term for masterbation in internet chat sites
hi there muffin what shall we do today

well cupcake y dont we do abit of this and that get naked and have a wonk
by ya muffin May 15, 2011
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a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot
by Al August 27, 2004
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Masturbation that goes sadly wrong or is attempted with a semi-erection.
She was a bit rough - it ended up with her trying to wonk me off.

My mum caught me having a wonk.
by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004
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1) The word 'know' spelled backwards.

Used to describe the talking heads on TV news shows who pretend to be experts.

2) A know-it-all
That AlGore is such a wonk, he says that he invented the internet.
by saxpoet August 27, 2004
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