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ejerkulate 

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.
Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.
ejerkulate by Germankid April 15, 2016
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redorkulated 

To revert to a prior state of nerdiness, esp. after having been hypnotized into a state of coolness.
"My goodness, I've redorkulated!" - Professor John Frink ("The Simpsons" ep. CABF21)
redorkulated by redorkulator September 17, 2004

redorkulate 

To once again become a dork after previously undorkulating oneself.
Amar could not be redorkulated because he has never been undorkulated.
redorkulate by grinningdemon18 February 9, 2005

rejeculate 

After a long day of being rejected you go home and ejaculate in shame. Sometimes crying is involved.
I've only heard the word no today. I'm going home to rejeculate.
rejeculate by ___kendi___ June 18, 2018

ejerkulate 

A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.
"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"
ejerkulate by Rimjob February 2, 2004

ejerkulate 

v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
2. n. to masturbate a dead cow
After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.

Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.
ejerkulate by madcowworld.com April 20, 2003