Rejerkulate

Jerking off so fast that your penis becomes a vacuum and sucks up the jizz that you just jizzed

Dude, what did you do last night with Noah?

We both rejerkulated on the table behind the Arby's

That's sweet!

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ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.

Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.

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To revert to a prior state of nerdiness, esp. after having been hypnotized into a state of coolness.

"My goodness, I've redorkulated!" - Professor John Frink ("The Simpsons" ep. CABF21)

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To once again become a dork after previously undorkulating oneself.

Amar could not be redorkulated because he has never been undorkulated.

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After a long day of being rejected you go home and ejaculate in shame. Sometimes crying is involved.

I've only heard the word no today. I'm going home to rejeculate.

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A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.

"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"

ejerkulate by Rimjob February 2, 2004

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v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
2. n. to masturbate a dead cow

After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.

Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.

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