Rejerkulate

Jerking off so fast that your penis becomes a vacuum and sucks up the jizz that you just jizzed

Dude, what did you do last night with Noah?

We both rejerkulated on the table behind the Arby's

That's sweet!

by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2013

rejerkulous

Very ridiculous, worse than retarkulous or redonculous

You borrowed my car without asking and then wrecked it? That's rejerkulous

by squid September 26, 2003