tedshot 

Tedshot (n)- To shoot someone in the head, especially when they werent expecting it, and/or from behind, Ted-Bundy style. A counterstrike term that originated in westside Highland Lakes.

Person one runs into tunnel
Person two is waiting and when person 1 walks by person 2 shoots person 1 in the back of the head TEDSHOT!

tedshot by Sklar June 19, 2006

Tenshot 

A word used predominately amongst the Squad, and gradually gravitating throughout the London area, to describe a blatant lie. The word originates from Tenshot Jones who is notorious for pitching massive tenshots. Jones coined the term by claiming that former Man Utd Striker Andy Cole, had the nickname "TenShot Cole" due to his strike rate of 10 shots per goal. Jones was adamant he was right but after stringent investigation no evidence was found of the nickname ever being used and the term was born.

Gav -Ids, did you know that the man who held the Guiness world record for "the most drugs to have ever been taken by a single human being" died today after being attacked by a pack of dogs he thought he saw?"
Ids - Gav, I cant believe your still pitching this bastard joke.. what a fucking tenshot.
Ben -"Massive ten. Sounding like bill"

Tenshot by bigdogik October 21, 2010

tedsmother 

the best account on tiktok ever to exist they might even be even swaggier than @ 0ff1c1al.s1mp 😼😼
if you see their tiktok immediately become mutuals with them because they are so cool.👺

“OMG tedsmother on tiktok is so much coller than me!”
“OBVIOUSLY!! tedsmother is cooler than everyone! everyone knows that😤”

tedsmother by th3.0n3.4nd.0nly September 10, 2021

tedsmother 

Tedsmother is a very cool tiktoker who is also teds biological mother

Tedsmother said to ted "would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games. OR unlimited games, but no games"

tedsmother by Theseus Lma0 September 10, 2021

tedsmother 

this one person on tiktok who put their foot in a toilet.

yep.

a TOILET.

*tedsmother puts their foot in a toilet*

me: “ wth. why did you do this?? just why.😭”

tedsmother by th3.0n3.4nd.0nly September 11, 2021