*girl bakes a batch of cookies and leaves then on the counter*
Girl: Hey be right back
Boy: Yeah sure
*girl walks away and guy eats all the cookies*
Boy: munch, munch
*girl walks back in*
Girl: WTH!!!!! YOU ATE ALL THE DAMN COOKIES.
Jim: I want a 12-pc. Chicken Fries and a Coke, please.
Burger King Person: Alright, you can come around now.
(Jim takes the food and goes home. He checks the bag. There are regular fries and a bottle of water.)
Jim: WTH is f***ing going on?