tedshot
Tedshot (n)- To shoot someone in the head, especially when they werent expecting it, and/or from behind, Ted-Bundy style. A counterstrike term that originated in westside Highland Lakes.
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Tenshot
A word used predominately amongst the Squad, and gradually gravitating throughout the London area, to describe a blatant lie. The word originates from Tenshot Jones who is notorious for pitching massive tenshots. Jones coined the term by claiming that former Man Utd Striker Andy Cole, had the nickname "TenShot Cole" due to his strike rate of 10 shots per goal. Jones was adamant he was right but after stringent investigation no evidence was found of the nickname ever being used and the term was born.
Gav -Ids, did you know that the man who held the Guiness world record for "the most drugs to have ever been taken by a single human being" died today after being attacked by a pack of dogs he thought he saw?"
Ids - Gav, I cant believe your still pitching this bastard joke.. what a fucking tenshot.
Ben -"Massive ten. Sounding like bill"
Ids - Gav, I cant believe your still pitching this bastard joke.. what a fucking tenshot.
Ben -"Massive ten. Sounding like bill"
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tedsmother
the best account on tiktok ever to exist they might even be even swaggier than @ 0ff1c1al.s1mp 😼😼
if you see their tiktok immediately become mutuals with them because they are so cool.👺
if you see their tiktok immediately become mutuals with them because they are so cool.👺
“OMG tedsmother on tiktok is so much coller than me!”
“OBVIOUSLY!! tedsmother is cooler than everyone! everyone knows that😤”
“OBVIOUSLY!! tedsmother is cooler than everyone! everyone knows that😤”
tedsmother by th3.0n3.4nd.0nly September 10, 2021
tedsmother
Tedsmother said to ted "would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games. OR unlimited games, but no games"
tedsmother by Theseus Lma0 September 10, 2021
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tedsmother by th3.0n3.4nd.0nly September 11, 2021
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