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Sarah Palin cheat-sheet 

Writing any type of reminder to make yourself a cheat-sheet on your hand.

Especially useful for exams, tests, quizzes, speeches, talking in front of republican committees, speaking on fox news, or any other reminder that you needed.
Jonathan: Dude I have a test tomorrow that I haven't studied for.
Sweeta: Dumbass. You don't needa study.... Just make yourself a Sarah Palin cheat-sheet!

Sammy Wammy got an A on her test after using her Sarah Palin cheat-sheet.

Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet

A refrence point used by idiot fuck faces to remind themselves of obvious facts during public speaking events (such as dumb-ass conventions). Such a "sheet" is more likley to be one's hand than anything else. The "sheet" is meant to help one answer tricky questions such as "where is Canada on this map?" Without the Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet, Palin wouldn't be able to convice people of her ability to communicate.
Thumbalina: "I just dunno what' s'pek to say bout publiks Merica country Gov PREZ!" Trandaddy: "Seems to me that you need a Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet"

Alaskan Cheat Sheet 

When students, public speakers or former governors working for Fox News can't remember basic information and write the answers on their hand in an effort to come off intelligent and/or well informed.
Ex-Governor Palin had some very, very, very important topics to cover in her speech for the Tea Party Convention, so she used the old Alaskan Cheat Sheet and wrote them on her hand.
Alaskan Cheat Sheet by J-Mish February 9, 2010

cheat the sheet

to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.
Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.
cheat the sheet by Dreamz July 23, 2008

cheat the sheet

to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble.
Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve and he wasn’t there so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo.
cheat the sheet by Dreamz January 8, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026