11 definitions by Dreamz
| 1. | Pornocchio | ||
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November 22, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler. Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened." |
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| 2. | Pornocchio | ||
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A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler. Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened." |
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| 3. | cheat the sheet | ||
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to leave work early, but put down a later departure on your timesheet so you don’t get in trouble. Guy 1: Did your boss let you bounce early?
Guy 2: Nah man, but it was New Year’s Eve so I had to cheat the sheet at least a couple of hours, yo. |
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| 4. | Slacktern | ||
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An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch. Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago." Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!" |
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| 5. | Camel it out | ||
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1. To resist using the bathroom for as long as you can, inspired by necessity or laziness, thus acting like the animal.
2. To pick, fix your camel toe situation. Definition 1:
K: "Can we stop at the next rest area? I gotta pee." J: "No! C'mon just camel it out for another 100 miles." Definition 2: R: "Yo, be-yotch, nobody wants to see that munch. Camel it out!" |
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| 6. | Slacktern | ||
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An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch. Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago." Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!" |
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| 7. | Camel it out | ||
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1. To resist using the bathroom for as long as you can, inspired by necessity or laziness, thus acting like the animal.
2. To pick, fix your camel toe situation. Definition 1.
K: "Can we stop at the next rest area? I gotta pee." J: "No! C'mon just camel it out for another 100 miles." Definition 2. R: "Yo, be-yotch, nobody wants to see that munch. Camel it out!" |
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