splat

The term is usually referring to a stolen car but, in some cases the car belongs to a baser who gave it up for some drugs.

"Bruh how the fuck we gone get to the party?"

"Dawg I got a splat that we can take out there."

splat by Hood Nigga November 16, 2007

splat

The noise that something squashy makes when it hits a hard surface. In UK comics, when this happens, you will usually see the word in capitals coming out of the interaction between hard surface and the squashy material. Excellent example of onomatopoeia.
Suitable materials for making the SPALT sound are things like tomatoes, mashed potato, custard pies and squelchy mud.
Look in UK comics like the Beano and Dandy for examples.

The custard pie hit the boys face:- SPLAT!

splat by Ken Holway October 17, 2007

splat

when a guy ejaculates onto someone or something...

skeet skeet skeet SPLAT

splat by cowboy June 7, 2004

splat

when one falls and lands alone- usually on pavement or concrete.

"Did you hear about the office worker who commited suicide friday? Yeh,,he just it the ground like splat!"

splat by JesterMonkey June 1, 2004

splat

an asterisk. Used by UK computer people. Because it looks like something squashy, like mashed potato, that has hit a wall in a comic (like the Beano) accompanied by the word SPLAT!

IT help desk. 'Hit the splat key'

splat by Ken Holway October 17, 2007

Splat

Natasha Romanoff also know as black widow

Nats dead, yeah she jumped off a cliff , splat now

Splat by Miekandkorg4life February 15, 2021

Splat

The state of utter exhaustion

After travelling on the Tube all day, she went completely Splat!

Splat by redcountess January 2, 2009