ESD 

ESD - publicly acceptable shorthand for the sentence, "Eat shit and die." Commonly followed by a proper noun of address. Typically used in situations where the word shit is not allowed to be used, or where the available number of display characters is limited, e.g. license plates and public signs.

Mr. Jones, I want you to go into the lounge of the common area at Walton Hall tonight and write on the chalkboard, "ESDW. XOXO, H."

ESD by Frustrated_Monolingual December 31, 2009

esd 

Electro-Static Discharge

It's what happens when you fuck up electronics with static electricity. Also known as evil demons.

esd by Someone else October 15, 2002

ESD 

Extra Sensory Deception - the sensation of your cell phone going off in your pocket even though it's not there. Not to be confused with ESP or Extra Sensory Perception, being aware of something without any tangible contact, like clairvoyance or telepathy.

I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it was just ESD ... my phone was on the charger!

ESD by SkaWtT November 15, 2014

Esd 

Emotional Support Dick

Did your momma get her bbc esd this week?

Esd by Coun.try22 January 11, 2023

esd 

Damage occurring to Mosfet and CMOS chips and other electronical items when they are touched by a statically charged person.

Fuck...The ESD ripped up my 4094..fuck static electricity

esd by Tam Hanna May 31, 2003

ESD 

Extra Small Dick

Giftnel has a ESD

ESD by Marcia love January 27, 2017

ESD 

Something that will never happen

The a+ book says to ground yourself to prevent ESD

ESD by fatass June 5, 2004